Inferno - 2015
One of my favorite things about writing this book were the interactions between the friends. Everyone has that group of friends that are completely insane, so politcally incorrect that they offend everyone, and so much fun that you smile just thinking about them.
Group Message
Lex – I can’t work anymore. What’s everyone up to
Jack – hair cut. I got the big guy who’s been crushing on me
Makayla – Aw, more cushion for the pushin
Jack – this dude could cushion a fall from a plane
Bella – in waiting room for gynie appt. I swear I spend more time getting ready for these appts than I do for a date
Makayla – did you put glitter dust on your who ha
Bella – damn, knew I forgot something
Lex – I don’t even know why strippers glitter that area
Makayla – to distract you from the visible signs of their STD
Jack – heading back to work. Be home late tonight
Makayla – thanks for the warning
Lex – did your haircut have a happy ending?
Jack – no, it ended in an uncomfortable parting of ways
Bella – goddammit! My appts not till tomoro. I had cute hair and everything! (said very whiney)
Group Message
Lex – I can’t work anymore. What’s everyone up to
Jack – hair cut. I got the big guy who’s been crushing on me
Makayla – Aw, more cushion for the pushin
Jack – this dude could cushion a fall from a plane
Bella – in waiting room for gynie appt. I swear I spend more time getting ready for these appts than I do for a date
Makayla – did you put glitter dust on your who ha
Bella – damn, knew I forgot something
Lex – I don’t even know why strippers glitter that area
Makayla – to distract you from the visible signs of their STD
Jack – heading back to work. Be home late tonight
Makayla – thanks for the warning
Lex – did your haircut have a happy ending?
Jack – no, it ended in an uncomfortable parting of ways
Bella – goddammit! My appts not till tomoro. I had cute hair and everything! (said very whiney)